We’re pretty sure that Nicole Richie and Less-Annoying Madden (a.k.a. Joel) don’t actually qualify as famous people anymore. If either of them currently have anything going on, work wise, we’re completely unaware of it. Maybe they decided to pursue more normal lives and Nicole’s going to nursing school and Joel’s studying up to become an HVAC specialist? Because we’re pretty sure that they don’t want to be famous anymore. Why else would they have a secret wedding when they could sell the event to OK! or get a reality show on E! out of it? But nevertheless, Radar conjectures that they’re hitched:
Rumors have been circulating throughout Hollywood and beyond on Thursday that after two babies Nicole and Joel have walked down the aisle.
One source says that Nicole and Joel, real name Joel Ryan Combs, obtained a marriage license sometime last week and married in a top secret ceremony on Wednesday.
Well, mazel tov to them. Probably. Cause we think they’re married. Though we could be wrong. God, why can’t they just put out a press release like normal celebrities? Have they learned nothing about the proper way to conduct their lives from the Kardashians?
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