E! Network Executive: “Hey guys, there’s a new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians airing soon, and we need to think of great ways to wrangle in viewers. What do you got?”
Underling #1: “Do you think the manly one and Omar or whatever his name is will be willing to do a sex tape? That worked really well for the big-butted one.”
E! Network Executive: “That would require lots of fake lawsuits, and we don’t have time for that. What else?”
Underling #2: “Why don’t we just put ‘em all in their underwear in the ads?”
Underling #1: “But one of them’s pregnant.”
E! Network Executive: “A pervo viewer is still a viewer. Let’s do it.”
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