Rihanna Dons Barbed Wire; Debuts New Song

rihanna_russian_rouletteThe totally awesome Rihanna has been so busy dressing like a robot doctor from the future that she hasn’t done much musically in a while. However, according to her website, the wait is “ova”. Good to know. She debuted a new song, “Russian Roulette”, this morning, and it opens with a guitar making the most soaring and mournful sound this side of “Magic Man” and “Boys of Summer”, then goes into the line “you can see it through my chest.” Which we suppose refers to all her recent awesome see-through fashions. A for effort, RiRi.

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WeirdArchives October 20, 2009 at 12:35 pm

I just wonder if she’s making up for something. I mean, what’s next? She and Lady Gaga join at the hip with silver paint and duct tape?

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Inspector S. (CNW Admin) October 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Get out of my dreams.

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WeirdArchives October 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm

I’m not in your dreams. I have enough problems as it is with my own dream life. (And don’t even ask about the 8 foot chicken burrito giving out traffic tickets to multi-colored bubbles while a chorus line of cavemen does the can-can to the tune of David Bowie’s ‘Modern Love’ and Abe Lincoln fights Issac Newton for the championship of the universe with man-sized MONOPOLY pieces. Don’t even ask me to explain it. I’m in the dark about it myself.)

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Burt October 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm

I’m just hoppin’ whose weanin!!!~!!
Latewr!!!

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"Fishies" October 21, 2009 at 12:36 am

That was… weird

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