It's like NBC doesn't even want people to watch their stinky old channel. First they insist on keeping both Joey and Will and Grace on the air despite nary a laugh to be heard. Now they won't let Pamela Anderson dance around a pole while wearing pasties because it will hurt the poor little children. If they think that will hurt the kiddies, wait till our army of undersexed pervy old men take to the streets and start beating the kids with baseball bats because they're so irate over not being able to see the better part of Pamela Anderson's breasts on prime-time television without turning on Fox. That will really hurt.
Even though Elton John has no need for any of the lady parts further south, he appreciates a nice pair of man-made boobies, such as those residing on Pamela Anderson's chest. So he decided to sing "The Bitch Is Back" while Pammie danced suggestively around a pole and David LaChapelle filmed it. And it was supposed to be part of an NBC musical special on Monday night. Ye old gagonza haters at NBC said, "We believed the content was not appropriate for 8 p.m. ET/7 p.m. CT and decided to pull the song from the special." Thankfully our perv-minded brethren at The Superficial pointed us over to LaChapelle's official website, where you can view the segment for yourself. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mam. Jeez, we give you Pam Anderson greasing a pole and a couple of wayward nips, and you still want more? Fine. Take a look at Pam peeing herself and letting half her ass hang out at a party (via I Don't Like You in that Way). Happy now?
More nudie bird Pam at MrSkin.com.
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