Another former nip-slipper, Natasha Lyonne, is back in the news. In a move eerily reminiscent of Michael Jackson, the American Pie star showed up an hour late for her trial on misdemeanor criminal-mischief, criminal-trespass and harassment charges. No word on whether or not Natasha was sporting a parasol and Zubaz, though.
You may remember that back in December, Natasha allegedly broke into a neighbor's Manhattan apartment, smashed a mirror, and threatened their dog. The court hearing on the incident was on Monday, and the actress appeared in the courthouse an hour late. She sat and waited for a half hour to have her case called, but, apparently bored, she got up and left. The judge was not amused and issued a warrant for Lyonne's arrest. Zubaz and late court appearances aside, her case is also similar to Jacko's in one other way: when Natasha threatened the neighbors dog, what she reportedly said was that she was going to "sexually molest" it. That Natasha is even more of an evil sexual deviant mastermind than MJ–dogs can't go to the authorities and rat you out! Oh Natasha, you sick, sick, freakazoid.
Dogs: the silent victims. NEVER FORGET.
Natasha Lyonne (sans canine): her Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
