So what's Natalie Portman wearing here? It looks like a glorified bib. What a world! What a world we live in, where an A-list star can show up at an event wearing a $3400 silk charmeuse lobster bib accessorized with two jaunty Band Aids worn Courtney Love style on the arm, and still come out smelling like a rose. How do we know she smells OK? Deodorant smearage.
Click, cut and whammo. Near-nip.
So is she about to devour some cheesy biscuits and a huge Maui Luau Shrimp Platter, or about to enter your sexy dreams? It depends. Are there senior citizens with coupons there? Then it's your sexy dreams, friends!
Natalie, nudalie. At MrSkin.com.
