It's been a full eight months since Natalie Portman first taunted us with promises of movie nudity only to snatch it away like Charlie Brown's football at the dastardly hands of Lucy. At long last, clips from Goya's Ghosts–the movie in question–have been leaked, and you can now whip out your jeweler's loupe, magnifying glass, protractor, and monocle to see some rear for yourself, after the cut . . .
Let Egotastic! be your seeing-eye pony, guiding your buttless eyes towards the gluteal light! They've helpfully put up three clips from Goya's Ghosts, and believe you us, these are not safe for work in any way, shape, or form. And speaking of shapes and forms, Natalie is obviously naked, but due to clever angles and editing, we don't really get a clear shot of anything besides a skinny ass. And the ass does not appear in the same shot as Nat's face, so we're just going to go out on a limb and say that, as Natalie's publicist professed last year, it's a stunt keister. And butts aside, these are some pretty brutal clips to watch, so consider yourself warned. Watching Natalie get brutally tortured and then molested by a priest is no picnic in the park. However, the priest does kinda look like Fred Armisen, which made us imagine it was Fericito fondling Natalie's buns and then shouting, "I'm just keeding!" which made us laugh. Yes indeed, we'll just consider this flick a comedy, and take the whole family!
More of Natalie's kissin' and huggin' and squeezin' and teasin' at MrSkin.com.
