There is something objectionable and fishy behind the impossibly perfect veneer of Natalie Portman. She’s a supremely awful actress, yet no one seems to realize it but us. It’s like the whole world’s gone crazy. But finally, a chink appears in her creamy-skinned armor! She’s a homewrecker, like Sienna Miller and Claire Danes before her. The NY Post reports:
The notoriously private actress has reportedly been dating Benjamin Millepied, 32, the New York City Ballet dancer who’s choreographing her new movie, “The Black Swan.” “They’ve been dating since the fall, although she told friends that she hasn’t gone public with it because she was waiting to see if things got serious,” a source tells Page Six. “But the real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year’s Eve.” A spokeswoman for Portman said, “We have no comment about her personal life.”
Natalie did that ballerina a favor. Who would want to end up with the married name of Millepied? We suppose it’s better than Bedbug or Dungbeetle. “And dancing the lead in Swan Lake, Valentina Brownrecluse!”
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I wonder if he’s taught her to pirouette on his dingaling.
It’s not the first indiscretion for him, though. I hear, years ago, Millepeid also had an affair with Ms. Pac Man.
I’m having trouble seeing how Natalie Portman is a homewrecker. After all, the whole purpose of living with someone without marrying them is to avoid the commitment that marriage symbolizes. It makes things a lot easier if the relationship doesn’t work out. No harm, no foul… so to speak. They haven’t made any kind of binding commitment so it’s not a big deal. Somebody moves out and you both move on. Obviously this is what happened. If Natalie had ruined a marriage it would be a lot easier to make her the bad guy. Especially if children were involved.
BTW, I’m not a big Natalie Portman fan. I agree that she’s not much of an actress and I’ve never seen the beauty that some rave about. It seems that, in the looks department, she’s average… at best.
Just my 2 cents.
Trouble seeing her as a homewrecker ? Need help ?
The whole purpose of living with someone is … to get to know them before getting into something serious like a marriage. Like that thing Natalie was pretending to do , you know “waiting to see if things got serious”. Honestly I think she was probably WAITING TO SEE what that home pregnancy test had to say. Too bad it wouldn’t tell her if the baby was Sean’s and/or Ben’s.
Also the part where it says Ben 10s live in girlfriend – had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. HOMEWRECKER.
I hope the baby comes out screaming “is that my mother in there , IS THAT MY MOTHER IN THERE” with a french accent. Its safe to say the child is gonna be all rapist like cause mom was not really vegan during the pregnancy. Which is OK cause friendly rapist uncle roman will be “baby sitting” that child some day.
Then what was she doing with Sean Penn a while back??? She just puts on this innocent act, she’s a homewrecker like Leanne Rhimes!!!