Naomi Campbell Takes Time Out of Busy Phone-throwing Schedule to Defend Kate Moss

We havenít mentioned Kate Moss or any sort of fluffy white substance for almost a week now, so we should get around to that. Poor coked-up Kate has lost myriad modeling contracts (Because fashion houses expect their models to stay skeletal on a diet of celery sticks and Camel Lights?), is reportedly spending a little time in the land of Courtney Love (a.k.a. rehab), and is even being publicly defended by Naomi Campbell. And this must truly be a milestone, as we think this is the first time we have ever mentioned Naomi Campbell and not had to say that she threw some shit at someone.

Having to get Naomi Campbell to defend your honor is like the time all those Scores strippers came to Christian Slaterís defense and said he just wasnít the grab-assy type. Whatís next? Courtney Love coming out and saying Kate is an okay gal because she does way fewer drugs than Courtney? Donatella Versace saying that Kate should keep all of her modeling contracts because sheís totally hotter and more model-like than Donatella? Anyway, the totally trustworthy and not at all cuckoo Naomi said, "Kate Moss is my friend . . . I think it's like everybody is being bad to her. It's not the first time it has happened in the world . . . it's really like a vendetta." That time that we killed that homeless guy and cut him up and put him in our freezer wasnít the first time such a thing had happened in the world, but we were still punished for it. Would Naomi say that was unfair too?

See Kate's other white mounds at MrSkin.com.

And that crazy bitch Naomi too.

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