Grab onto our trembling paws and take a quantum leap to another dimension; a dimension where famous maidens cavort in bikinis or in nothing. A land where Eva Longoria's cheeks wink slyly out of bikini bottoms and Michelle Rodriguez's boobs live together in perfect harmony with Demi Moore's pubic fur.
All links today brought to you by Drunken Stepfather, and the letter B and number 2. It's Tuesday, and you know what that means! It means . . . uh, we dunno, but this particular Tuesday means plenty of naughty and semi-naughty pictures depicting your favorite actress ladies showing off the fruits of their personal trainer's labor! First up, we have contestant number 1. Little Eva Longoria comes to us straight from Corpus Christi, Texas. She likes vibrators, wearing bikinis, and soaking up the harmful UV rays of the sun while paparazzi snap photos of her in the classic face-down, butt-up position. Everybody give her a big hand!
Next, everyone put your hands together for Michelle Rodriguez. Lovely Latina Michelle is also a Texan tart, and when she's not starring in big budget bombs with Colin Farrell, she enjoys getting wasted and swimming topless in a pool! She'd like to give a shout-out to her grandma on her 87th birthday! What a sweetheart!
Finally, our last contestant hails from spooooooky Roswell, New Mexico. Demi Moore's a modern single mother who counts pottery and caring for her baby boy among her many passions. For the talent portion of our competition, Demi will be going back in time and modeling for Oui, demonstrating the pubic fashions of the day. Can't wait for that!
We'll get started with our pageant right after these words from our sponsors and an exciting performance by Wayland Flowers and Madame!
Moore Demi at MrSkin.com!
Michelle, too!
And don't you forget about Eva.
