What do you suppose Mischa Barton does in her free time? Kicks off her Keds and lets Rachel Bilson give her pedicures? Tries to keep fat-boy-in-training Brandon Davis away from craft services? Bet you never would have guessed that when she's not knocking back margaritas and throwing deck furniture into pools in front of the camera she's reading poetry with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Mischa has recently been fending off rumors that she has split with long-time boyfriend Brandon Davis, and now there are reports that she's found a new boy to play Marissa and Ryan with (or, as Ananova put it, Mischa Found Special Some Bard-y). Mischa has reportedly spent time bonding with teen dream Jake over their love of Shakespeare. A source told Star magazine, "She's hung out with him a couple of times and can't stop raving about how smart and funny he is. She says he really puts Brandon in the shade," and that she "couldn't stop talking about Jake, how clever and how handsome he is." The source continued, "She said that the really cool thing about him was that he loves Shakespeare as much as she does. They spent a whole night reciting their favorite quotes to each other!" We can hear it now: "'Nobody puts Baby in a corner.' . . . Of course I know that's Dirty Dancing. You mean Shakespeare didn't write that one? Ok, how about this one: 'To be or, like, don't be, that's, like, the question, right?'"
Mischa's Nude Review. At MrSkin.com.
Much Ado About Mischa. And Jake.
by Inspector S. on June 1, 2005 10:10am
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