Is anyone else getting tired of Angelina Jolie's whole, "I'm a sexpot maneater! I accept penises into my vagina! I'll fuck a goat if you let me! Rawr!" bit? No? OK, cool, neither are we.
Ang took a rare break from refusing to answer questions about destroying America's faith in home and family/promoting upcoming guns n' Brad flick Mr. and Mrs. Smith to tell a little tale of tail. Seems that at one point during filming, she was required to dive out of a window donning a dominatrix outfit. Being Angelina Jolie, she was obviously not wearing anything as uptight and middle America as, say, underwear, and halfway out the window realized her folly. "I was a little unsure about something the first time I went down and my coat flew up. And I thought, 'I have no pants on! I have no pants on and there's just a crowd of people on the floor!' . . . Everything was rubber so you don't feel like you're covered. Everything just doesn't feel right." Wait, what? What was rubber? The floor? The people? The pants? Or . . . shit, wait, are those solo Billy Corgan lyrics?
Everything was rubber
You don't feel like you're covered
Everything just doesn't feel right.
The world is a vampire, indeed.
Ass sans underwear, and more! Angie Jo NUDE at MrSkin.com.
