Move Over, Fez; There's a New Cocksman in Town

And speaking of spelunking the groinage of half of Hollywood, a new book is being released about Barbra Streisand. It's called Barbra: The Way She Is, penned by Christopher Anderson. And apparently, the way she is is pretty trampy.

Far be it from us to pass judgement about who fucks whom, but this woman must have genitals constructed of the finest silks and velvets, softly scented of jasmine and tasting of baked Alaska. Not only did Hilary Clinton bar her from visiting the White House, in fear that she'd open up her Oval Office for Bill, but Babs is alleged to have bedded some of the biggest players in Hollywood. To wit:
Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O'Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings.
Um. One of the kids is not like the others? Guess which.
(Sidenote: we were going to title this post "Peeholes Who Need Peeholes are the Luckiest Peeholes in the World" but we decided it would be too much. However, we guess we just posted it anyway. Sorry.)

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