Kate Moss is pissed because Sienna Miller has stolen her job. Guess the market for drug-addled boyfriend-stealers is booming. Oh, wait, she meant the modeling thing. Right.
A young blonde upstart snatching away potential magazine covers from a model whose poontangular area has been sullied with the juices of Pete Doherty and possibly Jack Osbourne? Kate don't cotton to it! Recently our very favorite walking pharmacy (or "chemist", as they say in England) got well into her cups at the Ritz and began a slurry tirade against Jude Law's fuckpuppet of yore. A couple of eyewitnesses blabbed to The Sun:
"She was loudly saying Sienna was not a professional model and she should be getting front covers – not an actress. Sienna is a real threat because she is younger – and has kept her nose clean. But Kate is not ready to give up her throne."
"She also said how she thought Sienna's stab at celebrity has failed. Kate said, 'Sienna has blown it now – she's had her last chance. But she was never one of us anyhow.'"
Eh, Kate's just looking for an excuse to work the word "blown" into a sentence. Get it? Because she snorts cocaine, you see.
Sienna's at MrSkin.com.
And wouldn'tcha know it, so's Kate.
