Monica Bellucci Will Have a Booby. No, a Baby. Baby.

bellucci whoaBecause today seems to be all about mammary glands and all the mysterious and fantastical things they are capable of, Monica Bellucci is pregnant again. PopEater reports:

‘The Passion of the Christ’ star Monica Bellucci is among the most beautiful women in the world, and if she’s exuded a particularly radiant glow lately, it might have something to do with her pregnancy. The Italian actress and her husband Vincent Cassel have revealed they are expecting their second child this spring, according to PEOPLE. Bellucci and Cassel, a French actor, already have one daughter, 5-year-old Deva.

In case you were wondering how a Frenchman impregnates an Italian, he doesn’t wear a beret when stirring spaghetti with a baguette. I read that in Where-a Did-a Moi Come-a From-a? Sorry. Golden Globes hangover.

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WeirdArchives January 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Lamest joke I’ve ever heard. Sheesh!

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Ralphimus January 20, 2010 at 9:23 am

Lame meter now broken… Lamest Joke Ever…

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Inspector S. January 20, 2010 at 9:27 am

Oh, I’m sure you’ve seen worse. Ever read Egotastic? ;)

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