Mischa Barton No Longer Toking, Still De-Cloaking

mischgrrr.jpgMischa Barton, of the lovely bone structure and the love of toking sweet fatties when it's 4:20, is not a fool. She knows that her post-O.C. work has not really set the world alight (Finding t.a.t.u., anyone?), so she's blinding us with nudity. This is a move we can stand behind. Get it? Behind? Oho, that's rich. Not only do we see Mischa mams in the upcoming Assassination of a High School President, she is apparently giving some Barton butt-on in the WWII drama Closing the Ring. Quoth the Meesh:
"You do see me topless in that film. I would never do full body but I did let [director] Richard Attenborough get a brief behind shot as well.

"I take it project by project. In [The OH in Ohio] it was really necessary. You don't see full boobs or anything. I was wearing underwear. I don't mind nudity. I just don't do it that often."
In addition to being an Oscar-winner, a beknighted Brit, and a classically-trained Shakespearean actor, that wily Sir Richard Attenborough is also a camera ninja, stealing around under cover of night to stealthily capture a shot of Mischa Barton's ass. We hear he tried the same approach when filming Ghandi in 1982 but Ben Kingsley was onto his guerrilla buns-nabbing tactics. Which is why Ben Kingsley now has a Julia Roberts-esque no nudity clause in his contract, that minxy little tease.

Behold! Barton! At MrSkin.com.

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meh March 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm

She doesn't mind nudity, huh? I'll buy that when she does the remake of "Oh Calcutta!"

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Bobo March 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm

"G-A-N-D-H-I" != "G-H-A-N-D-I"

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nerf March 3, 2008 at 6:17 pm

You know, maybe if she DID more nudity we might remember who she is.

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Stanley March 3, 2008 at 8:00 pm

She never should have left the O.C. early,… she's probably so jealous of Rachel Bilson being in Jumper!

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