Mischa Barton Accessorizes with Bare Teat
Today, the lovely Miss Mischa Barton brings us a nipple slip–nay, make that an entire tit slip (after the NSFW cut, of course)–worthy of song. Hit it, Mick.
Shattered, shattered
Nips and boobs and tits and teats
Are still flopping out on the street
Look at Mischa, her shirt’s in tatters!
Sha-boobie.

It looks as if
Mischa‘s entire snoob was hanging out for nigh on several minutes before she discovered it. In the industry, we call this “pulling a
Tara Reid“. Tara actually has a good excuse as to why she didn’t notice–post-inflation numbness. Mischa has no excuse other than stupidity or, possibly, stonedness. But hey, when your blouse is constructed from three Kleenexes after the washing machine’s gentle cycle, you’ve got to expect a nip or two. That’s just, like, the laws of algebra.
If you are not a miscreant or infidel, you will go to Yeeeah! to look at more Misch-mam.
And check out more from Mischa at MrSkin.com.
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