Hi, I'm Mischa Barton. You might remember me from such CelebNewsWire stories as "Puff Puff Pass Bust Oops", "Poke-a-hot-ass Boots", "Hey, Here's My Ass", and "Just Try O.B. and You'll See". You've seen me pretty naked around here. The wind blowing my skirt up, my T&A in Closing the Ring, and the nip slips, my God, the nip slips! So it comes as no surprise that I am topless in the new issue of Nylon. Sure, my nipples are obscured by a thick swath of fashion's priciest denim, in vest form, but hey, that means these CNW people don't have to hide me under a cut, right? Stare, my minions. Stare into my chestal region. Stare, and you shall forget all about my weedy missteps and the fact that the largest, leatheriest, swinginest ballbag in America used to often rest upon my clavicle.
See Mischa Barton nude at MrSkin.com.
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