Mischa Barton Opens Clothes, Closes Ring

mischa_barton_mug_shot.jpgMischa Barton might be a longhaired hesher who rips bowl hits from a Coke can, but you know what she isn't? She isn't a liar. And she isn't an Indian giver. When Mischa says that she is going to pull out her damp and pink pieces in a movie, you best believe that what you're hearing is Real Talk. A couple of weeks ago, we wrote about Mischa claiming to be getting naked in Closing the Ring, and today, by God, pictures and clips are here! Safely tucked away on the second page of this entry like a dyed-green tub of MGD in a frat guy's belly. Click "more" to tickle his metaphorical uvula with a mylar shamrock garland and have him erupt Mischa nudity all over his vertically-striped shirt.

We would like to give more background in regards to the plot of Closing the Ring, but unfortunately, this clip is dubbed in Spanish, so all we notice (besides Mischa Barton's boobs and squatter, duh) is the rich, throaty voice of a Spanish-speaking actress who smokes 4 packs of Pall Malls a day. And the fact that when Mischa embraces the guy, he mutters a pained "te quiero" that would sound right at home during the fade-out of a Marc Anthony song. Or coming from the lips of a CGI chihuahua.

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More pics at Egotastic!

And you can further explore Mischa at MrSkin.com.

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Jay March 18, 2008 at 12:15 am

Mischa seems upset, possibly because everyone can see her scrawny boobies, or possibly because of the ads disguised as comments which continue to spam this site. Network administration, to the filters!

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Celebrity gossip March 18, 2008 at 9:56 am

that girl is a dumbasss! she is ugly ugly ugly

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Purba Negoro March 22, 2008 at 2:08 am

She's as fugly as Jessica Alba.
All hype- no talent or looks

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Chris March 8, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Are you for real Purba, you must have rocks in your head mate, to think rates anywhere near Jessica Abla. Jessica is one of the most hottest stars on the planet, any bloke who doesn’t think about those lips around their cock needs to sit down and think about which side of the fence he sits, (Straight or Gay) you must be the latter if you think like that.

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