Mischa Barton Is Finding t.A.T.u., Finding t.I.T.T.y.

Have you been listening to your collection of Russian import t.A.T.u. CDs imagining Mischa Barton using her tongue to scrape clean the tonsils of another hot nubile? Would you settle for a little hand holding and a peck on the lips that gets cut woefully short by a prudish tease of a film editor? Then check out the trailer for Finding t.A.T.u. at Egotastic and make all of about .05% of your teenage Russian lesbian fantasies come true. But be warned, the clip is strange. It's very light on the dialog and plot summary and basically looks like a hobo with expert Final Cut Pro knowledge but shitty sound editing skills cobbled together the random footage he found in a backlot Dumpster. And not once do we get to hear Mischa Barton's fake Russian accent. We're assuming that she eschewed a dialog coach for the film, reasoning that her name is Mischa, so she's, like, so Russian already she doesn't need to sound Russian. It would just be overkill. Like a fat guy in a movie oinking every time he was on camera.

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