Your sick, twisted daydreams of OC star Mischa Barton slightly altered, with Andersonian breasts the size of tetherballs will forever remain exactly that–daydreams. Because she ain't pumpin' those things up for nobody, no way, no how.
When recently asked by Bliss magazine if she would prefer big jolly jugs like her costar Rachel Bilson, Mischa spat,
"No! I feel tall and lanky next to her, but I'd be scared of having her boobs and voluptuousness! I would never have a boob job. I like being understatedly sexy. Rachel's curves make her more overtly sexual than I am."
It's questionable that a girl so concerned with looking classy and understated would choose to accessorize herself with an anthropoid quasihuman, but love is truly blind. At any rate, in addition to hating boobs, Mischa hates the fact that people find her attractive (OMG we so totally relate!).
"It annoys me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People always say I'm too thin and it comes with all these stigmas. It's like, 'She's pretty and slim, so she must be anorexic, depressed or bitchy.'"
Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Misch. You're not anorexic or depressed.
Work it, Marissa. Mischa's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
