We’re not saying Mischa Barton has a problem with illicit substances. We’re sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for this odd, uncomfortable interview featuring the O.C. star seemingly blitzed out of her gourd. For example, the twitching might be from a bad case of chiggers. The sleepy, unfocused eyes might be due to early-onset glaucoma. The raspy voice could be from fire-swallowing in a sideshow. Seriously though, girlfriend, lay off the cocaine joints! Stop taking marijuana pills! And just say no to the crank ice. It’s a sincere bummer to see Marissa Cooper like this. And we hate making depressing posts, so let’s cheer this up with a nice emoticon. (_8^(|) Look guys, it’s Homer Simpson. Awww.
Thanks to Chichi for the tip!
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I don't know what you're talking about. She seems perfectly high to me.
I'm not a fan of Mischa, but she seems pretty normal here to me. Not much personal charisma, but hardly a fuckup.
CNW, have you actually been around many drug users?
Maybe we should all revisit that movie Rush. Or Up in Smoke. Or The Last Waltz. Or former California governor Jerry Brown's 1st, 3rd, and 11th press conferences.
Haven't seen Rush or Up In Smoke in years, good suggestions. Never saw The Last Waltz though.
How about New Jack City, just for a good laugh?
How about Stoned with Scott Baio where he accidentally kills the guy with an oar?
Another video of Mischa looking "tired"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsWIlHMeSvQ&feature=channel_page