Mischa Barton’s on a Boat! So’s Her Joint.

mischa_barton_pot_1Pot. It rhymes with “yacht”. So it’s only natural that these two luxuries should be enjoyed simultaneously. It’s as if they were born to be together, like gin and tonic, or Katy Perry and Russell Brand. So we can’t fault unemployed bongstress Mischa Barton for waking and baking on a boat. Mischa is pretty much the #1 butt of jokes in the gossip blog world, but look at it this way: it’s the middle of the week. She’s on a private yacht, smoking a bone, in St. Tropez. Where are you? Sipping burnt office Sanka and kicking the ripped-up berber carpet under you cubicle. Advantage: Barton. What’s that you say? You have a “hang in there” possum poster in your cube? Aw hell, that changes everything. LOL @ U, Mischa, you suck.

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Ralphimus Maximus August 12, 2010 at 10:51 am

Unless she is naked she should just go away!!!

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wtf August 12, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Is that Mischa Barton or Kid Rock?

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captain america August 12, 2010 at 10:01 pm

yep, THIS LOOKS PRETTY TOUGH.
………not?

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Josh September 7, 2010 at 10:29 pm

By 30 she’ll be Rosie O’Donell… She’s getting thicker by the hour…

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