Hey look, it’s Mischa Barton. Doesn’t she have a TV show starting soon? About pretty people or something? Oh, that’s on tonight? And it’s called The Beautiful Life: TBL? (Which, by the way, TBL? We say WTF?) And you can catch it tonight on your local CW affiliate at 9/8C? Wow, then it’s so fortunate and timely that we have these pictures of Mischa Barton in lingerie in the movie Homecoming. It just really all fits together, as if planned. But we have one thing to say to Mischa. We’re concerned about you, honey. No, it’s not your recent stint in the cracker house that has us worried. It’s your pubic region. We think you may need to find a new waxer. Maybe spend a little extra money on one who makes sure that their products won’t give you a rash or leave you with unsightly stubble or whatever that is. Especially when you’re going to be in your undies in a movie. A little more attention to detail is called for at those special times. Just thought we should bring it up.
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Oh, who gives a god damn! When will the crazy woman pull out a gun and start shooting people while in her lingerie? I haven’t seen a good half-naked chick on a killing spree since Russ Mayer passed on. (Course, Ms. Barton isn’t actually hot chick material, but one must make allowances as needed.)
What it looks like, what it REALLY looks like is a Cesarian Section Scar!!! (Badly covered up!!!)