Milla Jovovich Stilla Hot in Maxim

Sexy alien fighting Ukranian badass Milla Jovovich is in a new movie. We couldn’t tell you what it’s called. Or what it’s about. Or even if it has aliens or vampires or robots or other such things that she’s usually in movies with. So what can we tell you? That she’s promoting it by going nude in Maxim. Well, technically nude. If you were in that bedroom over there with her you’d think she was nude, because you could stand at the opposite end of the bed and say something like, “Look out, Milla, there’s a spider!” And she’d probably jump up away from that pesky sheet and you’d see all the parts you think of when the word nude comes up. But since this is a photograph and Milla can’t move she’s not really nude. She’s sexy. There’s a lot of skin, but none of the best parts. Hey, that has us wondering: Since the pictures in The Daily Prophet move, do you think Harry Potter and Ron Weasley can subscribe to wizard versions of magazines like Maxim where the technically naked women will move around and you can see real boobs? Just another thing that sucks about being a Muggle, we guess.

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