Jiggle Jiggle

Miley Cyrus: Maybe if I jog in a low-cut shirt and a bikini top, Justin will notice me.

Justin Gaston: Maybe if I jog with my shirt off, I can pick up cute guys.

Miley Cyrus: Maybe if I make a hand motion like I'm cupping male testicles, Justin will notice me.

Justin Gaston: It kind of looks like she's cupping balls. I could get into that.

Billy Ray Cyrus: I'm just relaxing by my crotch rocket, cold kicking my distressed denim after getting my soul patch professionally conditioned. All casual-like.

Justin Gaston: Ai, papi.

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