Miley Cyrus Gets Tattoo to Remind Her to Take in Oxygen

miley_cyrus_bikini-_1CelebNewsWire is generally not in the habit of posting pictures of 17-year-olds in bikinis. We consider ourselves vaguely objectionable, not full-on gorgons. However, check out this blind item:

This A list tweener has a problem. She had a boyfriend [and] she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won’t see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn’t like seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can’t decide if it should be the new boyfriend’s name or something generic.

Conveniently, some pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini hit the web machine today, and look. A tattoo under her tit. Her last boyfriend’s name was Justin Gaston, so we can see how this rumor would start, but if you look at the last picture below, you’ll see that it actually reads “Just Breathe”. As Miley is a mere whippet of 17, she has to get parental approval for tattoos, and we have an easier time picturing Billy Ray and his flavor savor okaying Faith Hill lyrics over the name of a sexually ambiguous underwear model.

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Burt December 4, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Give me a pic of Miley where she isn’t actually full of herself!!! Sounds like Oscar Noms to me!!!

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bob December 4, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Pic#5 looks like she’s wearing padding under her top.

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Abby May 31, 2010 at 8:47 am

OMG she has a pad under her top lol well then she has small Boobs! lol

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slimas July 4, 2010 at 6:52 pm

what the fuck is wrong with u all she 17 and maken all that money and ur tell me that she cant have a tattoo and why is it a big deal if she wear a bikini?

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boody August 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm

their fucking jelous thats y!
i mean shit who wouldnt be look at the girl wouldnt yall be ful of your self if you looked like that?
um yeah i think so!
miley is beautiful and just growing up leave her alone! hatters!
she is 18 or whatever she is just being a teen let her live damit!
everyone makes mistakes its just harder for her bc she is famous and everyone knows everything that she does!
so back off shes amazing! jelousy is and ugly trate!

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