That '70s Boob

If you are anything like us, you often wonder what the world looks like via the eyes of Macaulay Culkin. Oh, to grasp your cheeks in mock horror and shout "AHHH!" while staring into a mirror! Oy, to see what those eyes saw during the filming of Uncle Buck! And, to a lesser extent, to see what girlfriend Mila Kunis looks like naked. Today, our dreams come true, because shots from her upcoming film Boot Camp have leaked. Enlist in Boob Camp, and you will be leaking. After the cut!

"Kunis" is a pretty sweet surname. It sounds like "pubis" or "penis" or "pelvis". And it sort of rhymes with "poontits", though such a thing would be biologically impossible. Regardless, enjoy these somewhat pixellated/blurry shots of Mila's mammola. And remember that the kid from My Girl gets to honk these things daily. Life is pretty funny sometimes.