We were so frightened by this story, it took us all morning to stop rocking back and forth, but we realized that this would be our only chance to mention a member of DeBarge in 2005, so we pressed on. Michael Jackson's former brother-in-law, James DeBarge, apparently saw Michael getting a little more than friendly with his chimp, Bubbles. While Bubbles is approximately the same size as a prepubescent boy, we thought that the extreme amount of body hair would have been a turn off for Michael. Boy, did we underestimate Jacko's warped sense of reality.
The New York Daily News's Rush & Molloy cite a 1993 interview with DeBarge, in which the one-time husband of Janet recalls this disturbing sight: "He was changing Bubbles' diapers and just got carried away." He continued, "Michael would call the trainer and have him bring Bubbles over to spend the night once in a while when he wanted some company." "Wanted some company," of course, is code for "wanted to touch a wrinkly, underdeveloped wiener." Parents of young boys who live near Michael's Neverland Ranch thank Bubbles for the sacrifices he made so that their sons could have a night or two off.
Michael Jackson: Spanking the Monkey
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