Some celebrity couples just make sense. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are well matched in their overall perfection. Rhys Ifans and Kimbo Stewart probably share a similar body odor and grease sheen. And Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson each remain about 27% human, 73% synthetic. Perfect! According to our gossip soul mate, FemaleFirst:
Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson.Pop legend Michael, 50, has met former 'Baywatch' star Pammie, 41, for two dates in Malibu, California, sparking rumours the pair are enjoying a budding romance.
A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.
"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks at the bar."
Michael and Pammie hid away in a corner of the bar for privacy, and appeared to be enjoying each other's company.
The source added: "They were very friendly. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
The pair got on so well on their first date, they have met up again already, going for a coffee at the Country Mart in Malibu.
We are totally for this match. Just think, they would have such beautiful children. They would have their mother's plump lips and their father's slender nose. It would be striking. Plus, it would help to pioneer the science of infant plastic surgery. Lots and lots and lots of infant plastic surgery.
Michael Jackson will probably never see Pamela Anderson naked, but you sure can at MrSkin.com.
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