Get on the horn to your sister and tell her that her fifth grade dreams are about to come true: Michael Jackson and New Kids on the Block are going to collaborate on a song. Someone should maybe clue Michael Jackson in. "New Kids on the Block" is just a clever name, and said "kids" are well into their thirties. Whoops! According to our own personal Jesus juice pusher, FemaleFirst:
Michael Jackson is set to collaborate with New Kids On The Block. The reformed boy band's singer, Donny Wahlberg, revealed the plan as the group – who announced they were reuniting earlier this year – celebrated the launch of their comeback tour, which starts in September.
Donny said: "It's very exciting. It's one big party and everyone wants to join us."
One big party indeed! One big slumber party. In which all the attendees zip their He-Man sleeping bags together and huddle together to tell scary stories. "Aw, don't be scared!" Michael will tell a visibly shaken little Joe after a particularly frightening tale of a werewolf with a hook. "Just hold my hand! No, not that hand. Lower. Lower. Lower."
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