You’d think that when it comes to child care, Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson would have nowhere to go but up from here. You’d be wrong. It turns out that they were far safer under the care of an accused Jesus Juicer than in a house with the rest of the Jackson. Popeater reports:
The Web site TMZ claimed that multiple sources reported one of the Jackson children was playing with a stun gun and pointing it at Blanket Jackson and Prince Jackson.
“All of the kids are happy, healthy and wonderful and that is Mrs. Jackson’s only objective and concern,” a statement from Adam Streisand to the Web site said.
Streisand said one Jackson child had ordered a taser online and it was delivered to the Jackson home two weeks ago. Streisand said the Jackson family member opened the package alone in the bathroom and “tested it on a piece of paper.”
The statement continued that Katherine and security heard the test from another floor and confiscated the “taser.” Previous reports went so far to state that Blanket was an “intended target” for the taser.
It would make such a beautiful ride at Neverland: Blanket Jackson’s Taser Adventure, where children from all backgrounds can put aside their differences and come together in the name of love and peace and zapping the shit out of the smallest, weakest one.
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so by a process of elimination we can see that Paris is ordering weapons to apply to the littlest and weirdest Jackson… Oh this family is gonna be a great source for all sorts of movies!!!!