Michael Bay: he likes big fires that go boom. He does not like women. This is evident by the way he made Megan Fox wash his car half naked as a Transformers audition, and now replacement Megan Fox Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has come forward with a strikingly similar story. Rosie tells GQ:
“I first met Michael back in 2009; it was on the set of the Christmas commercial for Victoria’s Secret. I remember the first thing Michael said to me— before he even introduced himself or asked me my name—was “Can you walk?” And I looked at him like, “What is this man talking about? Yeah, of course I can walk.” And then he proceeded to tell them to get me in the car, and then I was driven—I mean, honestly, I want to say it was about half a mile out in the desert. I kept thinking, “This is a joke, right?” And the car dumped me in the middle of the desert. All I was wearing was a bra and underwear and a big, billowing, black, floor-length cape and high heels. And he says, “OK, when we shout action, you’re going to walk!” and I assumed I would be doing this in several stages. They yelled action, and the car sped off back to set, and I just was like, “Well, what am I supposed to do?” So I walked all the way back to where the camera was standing, which took me—I would say a good 10, 12 minutes, and it was a proper runway stomp—on salt flats; it was like 100 degrees, felt like fire. I was pretty pissed off afterwards; I just looked at Michael, and he goes, “I guess you can walk, then.”
What a pill! I wonder if he made Meat Loaf strut around in a thong before he agreed to do the “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” video.
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ohhhhhhhh!?!?!?!?!?!?!? boo hoo hoo! who gives a rats ass. a statement that was. the price of fame and wealth, honey. DEAL WITH IT OR SHUT UP AND GO AWAY! WE’LL BRING THE NEXT BIMBO IN. i do come here to see who’s getting naked afterall. why dont you get a real job and struggle tpo keep a roof over your head and food in your tummy and them come cry to me.
Boo hoo. Seems like the first time in her life that she has had to do anything other than strut or lay on her back to get what she wants.
Come to think of it, I guess she DID strut.
You idiots are missing the point or you must be some really big Michael Bay fans. I hear there’s going to be a Michael Bay film fest in my toilet as soon as I’m done taking a shit. Because you know…. his film is shit.
This doesn’t surprise me at all, Bay seems like a real arrogant douchebag. I bet he demanded he finger Shia the Beef in the asshole if he wanted the part in transformers.
no. youre the idiot missing the point. theyre all living in a different reality then the average schmoe and bay ISNT the only person in hollywood that thinks his shite doesnt stink. even the poor losers waiting tables til they “get their big break” are out of touch with reality. with he is a piece of shit doesnt really matter. this fucking bimbo chose her path by selling her body for money and fame and now she wants to complain? fuck her.
my mistake. i am a faggot. i like to suck michael bay’s small cock and tickle his balls. sometimes, when i’m lucky, i get to finger him in the asshole.
Bay is one of those whoreywood directors that thinks his shit don’t stank…he is wrong… Maybe if he had a cool middle name he could call himself Michael Dark Bay and his film groupies could lala around all day calling him Dark… What is Dark gonna do next? (to the uninitiated… making fun of JJ and Shamilan here…)
The point is: why the fuck would somebody do that? Because he’s a misogynistic piece of shit. That is why. Raise no objections. I don’t feel sorry for her born-beautiful ass, but that doesn’t make Bay any less of a son of a bitch who makes the corniest and worst films this side of the Sci-Fi Channel (still not calling it SyFy).
I’m not rationalizing bay’s behavior, but the transformers movies are amazing, and if you say otherwise then fuck you. As for the chick, all of you douchebags bitching at her should be slapped. Your lack of talent, effort, and/or use in the modern world fuels your anger towards this woman for her ability to translate beauty into a career.
Michael Bay appears to me to be an effete homosexuals who would like to suck on another man’s penis.