Megencamp Gets Engaged to Be Engaged

When you get out of a very, very long marriage or relationship, what’s the first thing you usually do? Chill out for a while, get to know yourself again? Go crazy and pork your way through the club scene? There are no wrong answers here. Except for “immediately get married again.” That’s a wrong answer, and it’s the answer John Cougar Mellencamp has chosen. A source tells the Enquirer (via CB) the the ashtray-scented couple is “pre-engaged’. Who gets pre-engaged? Besides 8th graders who have been “going together” for over three months, I mean.

“They are happily telling friends that are ‘pre-engaged’. John’s had a crush on Meg for years, so this is a fantasy come true for him. [Meg] sees a future with John.They’re trying to be hush-hush for now, but there’s no way they can hide the intensity of their relationship.”

It does look pretty intense. Headbutting intense. Handholding intense. Sweatpants intense.

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MonkeyButt February 18, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Engaged to be engaged?

That’s like Frank Lyman and Fawn Liebowitz (until that unfortunate kiln explosion).

Aww … That’s so sweet!

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pumpkin February 18, 2011 at 11:30 pm

the etire scene of hollywood is a soap buble.

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Ralphimus Omega February 19, 2011 at 11:39 am

she has bigger feet then he does… it will never last!

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