“Come On, You’ve Got Bladders in There!”

After a much-needed respite from having to listen to an unhinged weirdo spew bile through a cell phone, Radar returns with Mel Gibson rant #6. This one (listen here) is really, really different from the others in that he employs the term “suck my cock” instead of his classic “blow me”. Same sentiment, though. Also, in this one Mel calls Oksana Grigorieva‘s breast implants “bladders” and whines that she has insulted his maleness. Let’s all whip out some Desitin because I think this tiny diaper baby has a rash. And before any of you turkeys dares leave a “OMG leave Mel alone cuz Oxena is a goldiger alsoApocaliptico rulz” comment, check out this blind item:

This American-born actor doesn’t have the best reputation in the world. However, despite his claims to a lessening fortune, he’s still got plenty of dough to buy temporary mates to bolster his image. On most websites, public opinion has resoundingly turned against this actor. However, on some of the most popular news and gossip sites, there are a puzzling bounty of posts lauding him as a great man and the victim of a conspiracy. Turns out that it is no coincidence. There is actually a team of people who have been hired specifically to adopt multiple personalities on each of about a dozen of the most popular news and gossip sites. Their job is to try to make their client look better by posting positive and supportive messages about him… and negative messages about others.

That’s got to make for an interesting business card. “Deputy Yes Man, Blog Division”.

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