It’s already been established that Mel Gibson isn’t fond of the Jewish community. Know what else he hates? Besides birth control, I mean? Women. Specifically, ones with whom he had an affair and impregnated. In a spectacular tangle of he said/she said bullturds, Mel’s former mistress Oksana Grigorieva has taken out a restraining order on the star, alleging that he had physically abused her and their daughter, Lucia. TMZ reports:
A source connected with Oksana says, “She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson’s violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion. She regrets having believed in his empty promises to obtain professional help to control his violent nature.”
But Mel’s people say it’s all hot air, and Oksana’s just sore over a custody agreement, which came out over a hearing last week:
According to sources, at noon on Monday, Oksana’s lawyer called Mel’s rep and said she got a restraining order against him to stay 100 yards from her and couldn’t even see Lucia until a hearing in July.
The next day, Mel’s lawyer went to the judge and got the restraining order modified, allowing him to see Lucia — just like it was agreed before.
During the hearing, it came out that Oksana had secretly taped arguments she had with Mel. The judge ordered the tapes sealed and also ordered Oksana not to talk publicly about the recordings.
Mel should probably just chill out and let this one go. I mean, come on dude. You’ve got like 30 other kids, you won’t be missing anything if you stay away from this one. How much more exciting can seeing a kid’s first steps be after the first million times? Oh, look, baby’s walking upright like an actual homo sapien. Never seen that one before. Yawn. Next.
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