Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox. Meg! An! Fox!!! For a while, we were considering changing the name of this blog to “ShittyFashionNewsWire” but “MeganFoxNewsWire” would probably fare a little better, and also contain 89% less Axl Rose weave. Today, the abnormally attractive Transformers star actually talks about something besides her cruddy, cruddy tattoos! She told Maxim:
“I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them. I wanted to try several things and make an informed decision, but I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized. Cocaine is back with a vengeance – everyone in every club is doing drugs. Celebrities aren’t trying to hide it, except when people have camera phones. I know about five people who aren’t on drugs today, and I’m one of them.”
So who do you think are the other four? We’re going to go with Daphne Zuniga, Ed Begley, Jr., and the Sprouse twins. Actually, the Sprouse twins are probably tweakers, and Begley “went green” years ago, if you know what we’re saying, wink nudge. Probably the only drug-free celebrities are Scientologists. Except for Katie Holmes–noting her new, overly cheerful demeanor, we can only assume that she has some undercover ops delivering her some Zoloft via a bucket on a string, or a hollowed-out football.
Megan Fox!
Miss Megan brings the cleavage at MrSkin.com.
Comments
Comment… read it below or add one
I'll take this as your willing to stop covering the Britney's and Lindsay's and start covering seriously hot and talented stars.
Wait. Then you can't really make fun of them. Nevermind.