If our stats are to be trusted, Transformers tomato Megan Fox and her tattooed torso seem to be a hit with the kids, so we decided to follow up. When we last left Megan, she showed off some iambic pentameter on her back, admitted that she had David Silver's name inked into her pubis, and alluded to a mysterious hidden tattoo of a self-penned poem. We were hoping for pegacorns or maybe something gothic with an abyss or two, but in the new issue of Maxim, she proudly shows it off: "There once was a little girl/who never knew love/until a boy broke her HEART". What in the Sam Hill, that isn't even a poem. That's the beginning of a parable. Or a failed limerick attempt at best. You get an F, Megan Fox. You fail Language Arts.
"Every time I get another tattoo, it's like a little F-you to anyone who told me not to."
Oooh, you bad. Allow me to temporarily break from the editorial "we" to say man, Megan Fox is totally in my face! But embarrassing ink and perceived badassedness aside, when you look like a cross between 1991 Cindy Crawford, 1972 Janice Dickinson, and 2001 Angelina Jolie, you can pretty much get a tattoo of a dolphin and a Grateful Bear holding hands and leaping over a tribal armband with a Goo Goo Dolls quote underneath and everyone will still worship you.
Meggy gets leggy at MrSkin.com.
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I think she is beautiful and the tattoos just make her more unique as a person. One should not be judged or looked upon in a negative way for expressing themselves by using their body as a canvas.
um yeah..unique..that's the word i was looking for…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Imagine your most favorite muscle car (mine's a '68 Charger). Imagine it pristine, with a flawless black paint job. Now, take out your car keys and randomly key up that paint as hard as you can — that's what a beautiful woman looks like with tattoos. Telling naysayers "fuck you" by permanently marking up *your* body is hardly the way to appear rebellious or rational.
May 18th, 2008 – More Than Meets the Eye
I just to Have to say that I have been a very long time supporter of the Transformers line of products since the time I was a just a little nugget. The 1980's cartoon was definitely one of my biggest highlights in life during my early youth and the toys to this day bring me a strange feeling of happiness by just looking at them. What this brings me to is the fact that I was not a fan in any form of the past movie blockbuster "Transformers". Now I do understand that I may be in a bit of a minority but that movie to me was like going to someone else's house and being forced to watch them play video games for over 2 hours. We have a movie starring a very under dressed 16 year old girl, a Camaro, an over rated weird named actor and a bunch of computer animations. OH! and that extremely unfunny african american fattie that some how still finds work and shows up in every movie I hate and how could I not mention John Voight as the president…. This is getting long I'll put the rest up on my website Sunchicken.com
so sexy for me