Last month, we reported that Megan Fox would be getting topless in her new movie, Jennifer’s Body. And guess what, America? In your collective face! We were totally right! Of course we said that her jugs would be covered in her own hair and they’re actually covered in nipple-hued pasties, but God, man, you don’t complain when Nostradamus said “Two brothers torn apart by Chaos while the fortress endures” instead of “attacks on big buildings on September 11″, right? Even though it’s not real nudity, please come into our cut to eyeball Megan’s twin towers.
What exactly is going on in these photographs? After detailed analysis involving a protractor, a jeweler’s loupe, an abacus and a Texas Instruments TRS-80, we’ve determined that Megan donned a flesh-colored bandeau bikini top only to have it slip down to reveal pasties over her nipplage. After a hearty soak-down in the lake, said pasties became waterlogged and thus see-through; in essence, only a millimeter of soggy cotton separates our eyes from Megan Fox’s naked snoobs. Eat your heart out, Mr. Wizard! Even though you’re dead.
Foxy Megan shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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Well atleast we can finally see a little bit of Megan's nipples and we get to see her wonderful breast without any kind of top.
jessica u bi or lesbian
i have bigger boobs and a wide pussy
How the fuck is a “wide pussy” something to brag about? Keep that nasty snatch in you pants, you nasty whore.
agreed what idiot would say i got a wide pussy noone want a loose stank pussy
ID LIKE TO SEE THOSE BIG TITTIES AND WIDE PUSSIE OF YOURS
u are a fukin hore like u are hotter then her she is a fukin sexy woman and u proberly smell and look worse then a tramp and u proberly have tits like trinny ha hja ha ha ha
I would like to see that and if u are email me at tombrady13p@hotmail.com
that is a very hott coment
hey melisa we should catch up and i can see ur wide pussy
u should email me some pics of u topless
You are seeing nothing – pasties over her nipples and the tatoos are in pre-CG cleanup process. I want to see her sucking a cock not dunked in lake water. What a waste.
whoa ho shes fucking naked
Not to nitpick, but it's a Tandy (Radio Shack) TRS-80…just the geek in me!
But either way, she IS uber-hot!!!
It is great to see so beautiful a woman being so relaxed with her nudity. Fabulous. And to think I passed on Transformers….
Why is she wearing pasties, anyway?
Gee I wonder why she’s wearing pasties. Maybe she doesn’t want every one in the whole fuckin world to see her naked. But you know thats just a guess.
Its odd that she can look so "natural" she usually looks like one of those fake-tan robots.
At least they covered up her dumb ass tatoos
Ashame this scene's gonna be cut, since her body, body parts and looks are really all she's good for. What a waste…and a dumb decision in the wrong direction. ):
she was born a man u nasty fucks
I don’t know what the fuck your talkin about cause i’m pretty sure that Lady Gaga was born a man NOT Megan Fox.
your a fuckin dumbass fagget u just wish she was born a man so she can shove it up your ass
damn she is one hot woman. i wish i could tap that.
Yes she is hot. As hot as A.Jolie? ..I dont think so
Check out her rib tattoo. Looks like some of it got rubbed off by her arm. Solves the mystery of weather a ‘BIC’ pen can last in water.
She is not topless, don’t you see? Her nipples are covered (by body-colored round stickers). Inspect one of above photos, called “megan_fox_topless_4.jpg”, closely. These covers are easy to sopot, no doubt.
Your sleuthing skills make Encyclopedia Brown shudder in shame, to be sure
you are bicht
you are bad
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kiss my eas
Morons!!!
Do you see the way you write? I’d be embarassed if I were you!!!
Sentences can be fun to make. Try it out some time retards.
Oh yeah, I would pay!!!
shut the hell up you fucking dumbass. how is that sentence for you.:)
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i so want do stick it up her pussy she is hotter than the sun and hell pute together!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i so want to fuck her!
yea i want 2 fuck Megan Fox too. But thats never going 2 happen..
Well if your name was spelled with an i she might
not real nipples…….he or she hides it!!
thats a fake picture, i have had sex with megan that isn’t her
I’m so sure, fag.
Haha yea right boob lover you fucking liar. You did not fuck Megan Fox. You no nobody believes you.
Actually I just asked her..she said she never fucked you.
i love megan fox she is very hot just watching her tits juggle in transformers 2 is enough for me but i would love to fuck her everynight
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khoshgele ye negahi be ma ha ham bendaz!
id mahonkin megger with my big phattt assssssssssss donkey ding…… sincerely: phattt dingy 8=======> …..(life size) but actually its 32 X 57 in.
ohhh emmm geeee, i wanna fuck the shit out of the titties, my dream is to give that girl a rimjob right after a shit because hers my friend does not stink
megan is hot dont talk about her u hor
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I really wanna fuck Megan and melena. Can anyone help? Please.
2 words: Back Flab!