They're on, they're off. It all depends on if she's promoting a movie or not. This weekend, after a Transformers 2 premiere, Megan Fox told The Sun that she and BAG were done, saying, "I'm currently what you would call single I guess." Great! At this point, we can kind of use a Mad Libs template to write posts about Megan Fox. Usually they go a little something like: "(adjective) Megan Fox says she's (term for romantic status) with Brian Austin Green. Megan recently (verb, past tense) to interviewers about her love for (something shocking) and (something obnoxious). Although Megan is extremely (adjective) and (adjective) and is considered to be the most (adjective) (noun) in the world, she refers to herself as (something disgusting). Here is Megan at a movie premiere in a sexy (article of clothing) showing off her amazing (body part)."
That said, here goes:
"Purple Megan Fox says she's polyamorous with Brian Austin Green. Megan recently snorkeled to interviewers about her love for Ragu enemas and NASCAR rallies. Although Megan is extremely fibrous and scaly and is considered to be the most moth-eaten colostomy bag in the world, she refers to herself as Spencer Pratt. Here is Megan at a movie premiere in a sexy athletic sock showing off her amazing mandibular foramen." See, that worked perfectly.
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Is she supposed to be important?
It's like laughing at a gilded butterfly- We'll all do it.
What Would Marilyn Monroe Do?
What would MM do? Smell very bad… don't forget she's long since expired.
That's the greatest mad lib I ever read. I don't think the NASCAR part is true though. But if she were Marilyn Monroe she would get briefly married to Dale Earnhardt, Jr.