How long until that damn giant robot movie hits theaters? No, we're not eagerly anticipating reveling in the cinematic mastery of Shia the Beef or Michael Bay, we're wondering how long it will be before we can stop writing about Megan Fox every damn day. A quick scan of the summer release schedule tells us we've got exactly one more week. So come back to CNW every day for more of Megan talking about weed and hot girls and her fuck the world attitude and the like. We're actually almost looking forward to seeing how many ways she can show us how unconventional and anti-establishment she is. Today it's tattoos. Ooooh, that's cutting edge. Meg says she needs to hold off on the ink for a bit, lest she regret her decisions.
They're definitely addictive. I don't have any that I truly regret yet, but I'm sure I will at some point."I'm trying to refrain from going forward for that reason. I don't want to be 40, looking at my arm in the mirror and going, 'Oh my God – what did I do?'
What did you do? You got Marilyn Monroe's face permanently emblazoned on your arm. Sure, it's not as bad as these, but we think you might end up gnawing off your arm in a couple of decades just so you won't have to look at it anymore.
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I like that she has a "Brian" tattoo above her beaver.
Now that they're broken up, what should she change it to? "Brian's Song"? That was a good movie.
I love Brian Austin Green. And tonight, I want you all to love him too.
Who is she again?
This much overexposure and meh still doesn't know who Megan Fox is. I truly envy you, meh.
meh does not care for the tattoo girl's needless overexposure and will refuse to give her any kind of recognition other than to openly question why we should even give her a moment's thought about it.
Damn, that's Marilyn? I always thought it was Christina Aguilera, which makes a lot more sense.
Well…at least it's not armed robbery. You can't get laser surgery to remove a weapons charge from your record, despite what some people say.
Someone needs to tell her the "Angelina Jolie in her 20's" thing was already done… by Angelina Jolie in her 20's!!!!