When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got together, Wondertwins style, joined genitals, and created a fleet of genetically flawless offspring, we didn't question it. We just assumed it was natural selection at work, and we were witnessing a more beautiful species emerge. But never did we think that another couple could emerge to rival the physical perfection of Brangelina. But we may have a contender, according to our own personal gossip geneticist, Female First:
Megan Fox is reportedly dating Robert Pattinson. The 'Transformers' actress – who split from fiance Brian Austin Green last month – was spotted cosying up to the 'Twilight' star at West Hollywood's Palihouse hotel.
A witness said: "They met up at the bar. They were both drinking – Stella Artois for Rob, merlot for Megan. At first they were seated at a table, but then they switched it up and sat on a couch for maximum closeness."
Megan, 22, and Robert, also 22, were both staying at the hotel, and were spotted at the bar together on a subsequent evening. A source said: "They were flirting, laughing and drinking."
It seems Megan has had a change of heart since last month's Oscars ceremony, where she snubbed Robert when he tried to approach her.
Megan's got the tattoos and the witchy freak-girl appeal of Jolie, and R-Pattz has the golden boy aura of Pitt plus the 7th grade girl fantasy of a guy who might passionately kill you but won't try to take your virtue. Plus they have youth on their side. Factor in no brother-frenching or Paltrow-humping and we've found ourselves a new untouchable couple!
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Who is she again? Some… tattoo chick that thinks she's all that because she appeared in one blockbuster movie?
Who's she? Who the hell is he? He's even less famous than she is.
Nice try – but there is not coupling that could give race to BranGelina! That's perfection and no other comes remotely close.
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