Comments on: Megan Fox Teases Rourke’s Pork

By: Ralphimus

Ralphimus — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:13:45 +0000

Hmmm… I don’t know… if megan is required to do something other than run around in less than a bikini looking constipated… It MAY be a hard stretch!!! Than again Mickey has been a Madame Tissauds wax figure since 1998 so??? We will see!!!

By: Agent E.

Agent E. — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:01:20 +0000

She was a Russian model. Then she died. Now she’s a Russian model angel. Bit of a stretch from her usual professions of “hot girl” or “utter annoyance who refuses to go away,” but we think she can handle it.

By: WeirdArchives

WeirdArchives — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:34:20 +0000

Russian model angel? Is there even such a profession or am I missing something?

By: Mr. Wonderful

Mr. Wonderful — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:47:13 +0000

Aren’t Fox and Jolie tied for the most overrated broads award?

By: Agent E.

Agent E. — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:50:33 +0000

Yes. If the words “full frontal” mean “really really terrible acting.”

By: Ralphimus

Ralphimus — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:13:35 +0000

Bojemoi Tovariesh… but will there be full frontal that is NOT Mickey???