Megan Fox is the living embodiment of the Waitresses’ hit “I Know What Boys Like”. Teasing, touching. Zippers and buttons. Frustration. Etc. And just like the song of yore, she promises to let us, and then says “sucker. Hmhmhmhm.” Only without the irresistable bass line. MTV asked if we’d ever see a Megan Fox sex tape and she pretty much barfed.
“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”
That’s some terrible self-esteem right there. Megan needs a hug and a copy of Free to Be You and Me. It will teach her that there’s no such word as “can’t” and she can do anything and parents are people. And that Hawkeye from M*A*S*H plays with dolls.
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I’m ashamed at the part I’ve played in stripping Megan Fox’s anonymity away from her.
Is she supposed to be someone worth paying attention to? Granted SHE thinks she is, but we have a wide away of medications that can alleviate that disorder.
Give a woman about five million dollars cash, and chances are the clothes will go bye-bye inside of five minutes. (Seven minutes if it’s a script that has some character to it.)
Megan Fox will be naked and getting it on with someone, perhaps another woman, and we all will see it. The only question is what is her price.
Who would want to see Megan Fox naked anyway? For one, we’d see all those ugly tattoos and first, she’s not that hot.
@ Weird Archives: We’re getting that girl/girl kiss Fox did with Amanda Seyfried in [i]Jennifer’s Body[/i]. There just won’t be any nudity.
Dude!!!! She totally looks like Morticia Addams sitting there in that chair!!!!
Except that Morticia Addams was way hotter and had lots more class.. ok the poor man’s Morticia Addams!
I really don’t count girl kissing as lesbian action. Unless there’s naked action, it’s just teasing.