You know who we haven’t talked about in a spell? Megan Fox. Or at least it seems that way. In reality we’ve probably written a story about her about once a week, but after the Transformers barrage when we were in danger of changing our name to MeganFoxNewsWire, it seems she’s dropped off the radar lately. But don’t fear, Megan Fox is back. And she’s talking about her vagina! Yay! She told Cosmo:
Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.
In Megan’s case, yes, that is true. But we’re guessing that if some overweight 80-year-old with a walker and a tracheotomy scar somehow ended up dating, say, Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper would win.
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I thought the one who dies with the most toys wins. Man, I just can’t ever score!