Megan Fox Armani Underwear Campaign Pics

You can say a lot of cruddy things about Megan Fox. You could say she’s the worst actress of 2009. You could say she has questionable taste in men. You could say she has dumber tattoos than Steve-O and that she has known the gentle caress of a denim-ensconced scrotum. All these things are true, but you can’t deny that Megan Fox is attractive. Fake lips and all. It makes sense that Armani hired her to be the face and body of their new underwear campaign. Megan Fox in her underwear could pretty much get anyone to buy anything. So says us, the people who have 627 cubic tons of nightcrawlers in our basement, thanks to Wigglin’ Jim’s Live Bait and Yu-Gi-Oh Emporium’s Megan Fox underwear campaign of 2008. Why didn’t we go with the Yu-Gi-Oh instead? Stupid, stupid.