You know what we always say: There's only one thing more eye-opening than coffee on a gray and gloomy Monday morn, and that's really really really gigantic overinflated fake breasts. That, and meth.
Although Jordan (Her real name, we recently learned, is Katie Price. How perfectly wholesome.) is English, she posesses a spirit and attitude that is pure USA: a normal, plain girl with little to no talent or intelligence, she got a stripey weave, the whitest veneers on the planet, a deep, gray-brown Mystic Tan, and implants the size of two eighth graders' heads, and presto chango, insta-star. She's kind of the Paris Hilton of Merry Olde, and . . . well, enough with the set up. Most likely you're not even reading this, you're just looking for a link to click to see her freaky funbags stuffed into a see-through dress so knock yaself out/wake yourself up. If you are coming off a particularly brutal bender, you might need a little extra oomph, so please also consider laying your eyes upon a couple of pics of our new favorite kook with her nips spilling out of a $9.99 Murphy's Mart bustier. You'll either need to masturbate furiously or laugh heartily. Either way, you can't lose. Unless you look at these at work and get fired.
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Meet Jordan. She Has Really Big Ones. Jordan.
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