Hahahahahaa Mellencamp hahaha hahaha ha ha haahahaha McConaughey hahahahahahaha Pink Houses hahahahahahaha bongos hee hee hee hee hee. Oh, we can't hear anything over the sound of our own LOLing over here.
Hearing about Matthew McConaughey getting caught playing bongos while baked once was pretty funny, but hearing about Matthew McConaughey getting caught playing bongos while baked twice is . . . also . . . pretty funny . . . too. This time, he doped and drummed where many could watch in horror/amazement–onstage at a John Cougar Mellencamp concert. Page Six reports that the Sahara star
". . . jumped onstage looking 'completely out of it' and sat in on 'Little Pink Houses.' Our source reports: 'He couldn't open his eyes, he didn't know any of the words . . . He just kept hitting his bongos randomly and muttering . . . When he finally left the stage, Mellencamp looked relieved and told the crowd, "I'm glad he's a good actor at least."' McConaughey's reps had no comment."
Wow, talk about stoned. Even the most junked-out junkies usually know that "Pink Houses" doesn't have a bongo part.
See Matt's bongo at MaleStars.com.
McConaughey Can't Give Up the Bong(os)
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