So Jessica Simpson is in the new issue of Maxim and if you think that means she's thumbing her nose at Papa Joe and Christ and the Bible and virginity till marriage and such and such, you're sorely mistaken. Dig, if you will, this picture:
Sure, we have that Jessica smile, a swimsuit, and a bit of undercleave. However, it's difficult to notice these things when she's painted a curious sorrel hue, crammed into a bathing suit designed for Floridian nanas, and sporting a wig that would look right at home perched atop the head of a Mandrell or two.
Maybe these pictures are supposed to be a throwback to a simpler time. A time when coeds weren't airbrushed into android porelessness. Oh, but wait, that's still going on here.
We understand that she's lending her name to a line of wigs and is trying to promote them, but if Jessica Simpson looks like a hausfrau in 'em, there's a pretty good chance that Jane Schmoe from Muncie isn't gonna look good in them, either. At the very least, we can still look at the colossal cleavage. There's that.
And there are plenty more pictures from the shoot here.
Jessica! Pictures! Hotness! At MrSkin.com!
