Mary-Kate: Relapsin' and Rehabbin'

No, no, Mary-Kate. "The freshman fifteen" means you GAIN fifteen pounds, not LOSE it, sweetheart.

Poor, eeny-weeny Mary-Kate, the more troubled half of the Olsen twins, is back in rehab for anorexia treatment at the UCLA medical center. She's reportedly relapsed and is seeking treatment on the west coast to be closer to her friends and family during this difficult, trying time. Her rep told Pagesix.Com, "She goes to outpatient care in New York and Los Angeles. There is no acute problem right now." But there sure is an a-ugly problem! Har! Aw, we're just joshing you, MK. In all honesty, we wish you a safe and speedy recovery from your eating disorder. We're just trying to help you heal with a certain magical medicine we like to call Laughter! We fancy ourselves a latter-day Patch Adams.

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